The Socialist Plot Thickens!

The Greek Socialist party has won the Greek national elections, unseating the conservative New Democracy party. Socialist leader George Papandreou lead his party to victory by advocating a $4.5 billion stimulus package and cracking down on tax-evaders, a crime which costs Greece roughly $30 billion annually.

Sound like anyone you know?

Obviously Papandreou is taking his socialist marching orders directly from the the Obama White House, as evidenced by this press release from the Greek Embassy earlier this year... Soon the entire Medditeranean region will be littered with universal health care, free education, and Nazis. Yes, Nazis. Thank god American conservatives have enlightened us all in revealing that Obama is both a socialist AND the next Hitler. Because Hitler was a socialist... and that makes total sense.

On a totally unrelated note, I remembered reading about this study that conluded that conservatives are more biologically inclined towards fear. Food for thought.

Thus concludes my Sunday Sarcasm post. Thank you Steve Smith #2 for scoring me 24 points in my fantasy league today. I'm officially making a motion that Steve Smith of the Panthers be relegated to #2, and you promoted to #1.