On a more personal note, I bought a pumpkin for $5 at the farm down the street and have very ambitious plans to carve the Autobots symbol squarely into that overpriced, oversized gord. My intention for it is to look something like this...
But odds are in favor of it looking more like this...
In keeping with the robotic alien Halloween theme, I also decided that I'm going to construct an Optimus Prime costume, provided I can find a mask that will fit my oversized dome. Its going to be pretty bitchin'.
Lastly, I do freelance work of all sort, so if you're looking for someone to commit libel, or just lie in writing for you, just send me an email. You can view my dull-witted verbal assaults on Rob White's musical artistry on both his temporary permanent website and on his MySpace page. Here is my latest work, a blurb for some MC to read before the ZETA sorority auctions off Maria to the guy in the audience with the deepest pockets and probably the worst breath...
"Maria is a 26 year-old double major in Mathematics and Secondary Education. Her love is like, to parody the Ohio Players, an exponential curve, baby, its unbounded. According to Wikipedia, as a Taurus, she can be practical, sexual, generous, and humorous, but watch out fellas, because she can also be inflexible, intimidating, and vengeful.
In addition to being a mediocre math-whiz, Maria is captain of the women's ultimate frisbee team, where she instructs the team in the art of laying out, hammering, and other acts of general promiscuity.
When she's not crunching numbers or tossing the disc, Maria enjoys playing it cool, tricking men into buying her drinks, laughing at her own jokes, disassembling jigsaw puzzles, putting out on the first date, and using Skype to talk to Fred. Shes worth every penny."
In addition to being a mediocre math-whiz, Maria is captain of the women's ultimate frisbee team, where she instructs the team in the art of laying out, hammering, and other acts of general promiscuity.
When she's not crunching numbers or tossing the disc, Maria enjoys playing it cool, tricking men into buying her drinks, laughing at her own jokes, disassembling jigsaw puzzles, putting out on the first date, and using Skype to talk to Fred. Shes worth every penny."
Thats it for now. Expect future posts (if they actually occur) to run the gamut of politics, ultimate, Boston sports, international news, tasty food, slightly pretentious progressive music and film, and possibly some retroactive entries concerning my month-long trip to Europe.
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